100 Romantic quotes

1]My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity :p

2]CGPA available for adoption can't raise it myself.

3]Contributing to entropy since 1994.

4]One person's LOL is another's WTF!

5]Dark age jeet hai. aur dadar k aage seat hai (Just for mumbaikars)

6]I will be back before you pronounce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.

7]Dream as if you'll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.

8]Galileo:Great mind Einstein:genius mind Newton:Extraordinary mind .Bill gates:brilliant mind ..ME:Never Mind.

9]People r like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.

10]Just wanted to say, i miss you more than city bus.

11]Sleep till you're hungry. Eat till you're sleepy.

12]The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.


13]lazy People Fact You were too lazy to read that number.


14]Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????

15]I like to take road less travelled..helps me to avoid traffic.

16]Wow now I'm a graduate. Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .

17]I can see you checking my whatsapp status. B)

18]Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.True story.

19]I am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

20]Second chances are for losers. either we do it in first place or live it for others.

21]I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.

22]fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it costs.

22]I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.

23]My week is basically Monday> Monday#2> Monday#3> Monday#4> Friday >Saturday >pre-Monday

24]We buy things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people we dont like.

25]Tried to loose weight. But it keeps finding me.

26]If you try to pronounce lmao you sound like a french cat.

27]formula for success. under promise and over deliver.

28]SI unit of ignorance = seen

29]Life is too short. Dont waste it reading my watsapp status.

30]I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

31]I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ..By not having any.

32]Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.

33]I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

34]Waiting for wi-fi network.

35]Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he (hindi)

36]Always remember you are UNIQUE  just like everybody else. .(

37]I dont care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.


38]Tip to avoid car insurance. Join facebook and never leave home.

39]You can't put a value on a human life,but my wife's life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.

40]Even romeo went from being in a relationship to its complicated.

41]Sorry vegetarians we can't pretend

42]They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B

43]I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card (or in matrimonial sites)!!!!

44]I was not busy to be online I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as Free Recharge

45]Give a man fish and you'll feed him for a day.Teach a man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge amount of fishing School loans.

46] At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food

47]I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)

48]I took IQ test ..results were negative

49]Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance..

50]If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I'd compete in it later.

51]Your whatsapp status says online ..If your online then why arent you texting me

52]I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.

53]My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

54]Happiness is when Last seen at changes to online and then to typing..

55]Study economics-when you're unemployed, at least you'll know why.

56]One more password got married!!

57]This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

58]You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it.

59]Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.

60]Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.

61]Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

62]I meditate for 20 min every morning ..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything

63]Better the vacuum cleaner the better it sucks!!

64]Went to a fish market and shouted at them saying What is this, a classroom?, thereby maintaining the balance of the universe.

65]I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented Cute pic dear on girls profile picture

66]A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

67]Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want

68]Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.

69]I wish i could trade my heart for another liver ..so that i can drink more and care less

70]Intelligence is like underwear. Its important that you have it but theres no need to show it off.

71]My last seen at was just to check your last seen at.

72]Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?thats why im always Calm & Silent

73]Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life

74]A rolling stone gathers no moss But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.

75]I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

76]Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

77]I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition

78]Please dont get confused between my personality & my attitude.
My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!

79]If people are trying to bring you Down, It only means that you are Above them.

80]Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude.

81]Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.

82]Im cool but global warming made me hot

83]When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.

84]Without me its just nothing.

85]Sometimes i just wish i could fast forward the time to see if in the end its all worth it.

86].One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp..and his wife added last seen feature

87]Error: status unavailable

88]Im poor. I cant pay ATTATION in Class room.

89]I like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say, Sorry, got these sacks.

90]Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.

91]I dont like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)

92]Me and my wife live happily for 25 years And then we met!

93]Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

94]One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

95]Its so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then dont say it.

96]Dear Mario..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.

97]Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.

98]apni to bass ek hi zeed he. sar pe Taaj Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!(hindi)

99]We are all part of the ultimate statistic  ten out of ten die.

100]I Loved A Girl and She Broke my heart.. Now every piece of my heart love DifferenT Girlz. People called it flirt Thats Not fair



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