CLEVER STATUS COLLECTION

My wife says I talk while I sleep. But I�m skeptical. Nobody at work has ever mentioned it.




People are gonna hurt you, but its your decision who gets a second chance.




I am so clever that sometimes I don�t understand a single word of what I am saying.



You may not be perfect in many things� But many things cannot be perfect without you.
The best nicknames are usually the ones people don�t know they have.




If you earn your bread well. There will always be people around you to apply butter.



A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talk to each other instead of about each other�




You will never be able to start a new chapter of your life unless you stop looking back at the last one




Be a good person, But Don�t Try To Prove.


i dont care if you talk about me behind my back because good or bad, my name is still in your mouth ;-)




My silence doesn�t mean that I quit� It simply means that I don�t want to argue with people who just don�t want to understand!!!




Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.
I don�t follow Rules,i make them for Me!!


A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talk to each other instead of about each other�




I don�t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination�




Take your chances to make all of your dreams come true. Never wait too long or else it could all slip away in a blink of an eye.


you are never too Old to set another goal or to dream a new dream�



Crazy people love crazy people cuz normal people don�t understand..





Lets learn to ignore selfish people just like the way we ignore Terms & conditions of any software.


i am a slow walker but i never walk backwards�



HUMAN BRAIN: Forgets what we want to remember & remembers what we want to forget.


Don�t waste your time with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear!!!!



you are never too Old to set another goal or to dream a new dream�



You don�t realise how strong you are, until being strong is the only thing you can do to keep yourself together.




My mind tells me to give up, my heart won�t let me.



Some people might be less attractive but once you get to know them they are hot as hell.





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