DIRTY ADULT STATUS COLLECTION

I think the woman who invented the phrase �All Men Are The Same� was a chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd :)



I just love getting dirty.



I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.



My mother never understood the irony in calling me a �son-of-a-bitch.



I guess if you spoke your mind, you�d be speechless, huh?



Women and rocks are very much alike � We skip the flat ones.



I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.




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I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?



Like this if you have ever checked Facebook while naked..



Every conversation is more fun if you start with a dirty mind



: smile if you just had a naughty thought... yep, you just smiled!!




Never make eye contact while eating a banana.



Woman without curves is like a road without bends�. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.



He slides into second with a stand up double.



I smile when I�m having dirty thoughts :)



Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don�t believe the kids should be given homework.



What do the Chinese call a 69? Twocanchew



So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.




Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.



People say I have a dirty mind� But I say its just creative!



Smile� it�s the second best thing to do with your lips.