Funny quotes
God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P
Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P
F.E.A.R = Face Everything And Recover Or Forget Everything And Run!
I am suffering from acute love deficiency .
Winter is useless for singles :P
Four pegs at night will make me stringer :P
Sometimes it's okay to be not okay
Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life :P
We have a history together and English and French also :P
Whenever someone asks me to recommend a movie, I suddenly forget every movie ever made.
Making unnecessary sounds when you are bored.
I open a text and mentally respond then forget to actually respond.
I open a text and mentally respond then forget to actually respond.
I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
Why is that cotton candy talking? Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.
People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
The One Who Laughs Last Is The Slowest. The One Who Laughs First Has The Dirtiest Mind.
Why is that cotton candy talking? Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.
People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
The One Who Laughs Last Is The Slowest. The One Who Laughs First Has The Dirtiest Mind.
Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guys.
I Keep Seeing All These Summer Bucket Lists With All This Exciting Stuff. Meanwhile, Mine Is Just Like, Find A Shortcut To The Fridge.
If My Mom Can't Find It, Nobody Can Find It.
Best Gamer Pick Up Line: "You Turn My Software Into Hardware."
If My Mom Can't Find It, Nobody Can Find It.
Best Gamer Pick Up Line: "You Turn My Software Into Hardware."
Friends are like boobs, some are big, some are small, some are real and some are fake.
I Saw A Sign That Almost Made Me Piss Myself. It Said, "Bathrooms Closed!"
I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.
Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
Once Upon A Time I Smashed My Face Into My Keyboard And Accidentally Wrote The 5th Twilight Book.
Imagine Having A Teacher Named Alejandro, And Whenever He Calls On You, Just Be Like, "Don't Call My Name, Don't Call My Name, Alejandro."
I'm A Type Of Person Who Laughs At A Joke 3 Times. 1st When It's Told, 2nd When It's Explained To Me, And 3rd When I Finally Get It!
You Don't Know Something? Google It. You Don't Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can't Find Something? Mom!
I Hate It When I Have So Many Tabs Open, And One Of Them Starts Playing A Talking Ad That I Can't Find It.
I Saw A Sign That Almost Made Me Piss Myself. It Said, "Bathrooms Closed!"
I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.
Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
Once Upon A Time I Smashed My Face Into My Keyboard And Accidentally Wrote The 5th Twilight Book.
Imagine Having A Teacher Named Alejandro, And Whenever He Calls On You, Just Be Like, "Don't Call My Name, Don't Call My Name, Alejandro."
I'm A Type Of Person Who Laughs At A Joke 3 Times. 1st When It's Told, 2nd When It's Explained To Me, And 3rd When I Finally Get It!
You Don't Know Something? Google It. You Don't Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can't Find Something? Mom!
I Hate It When I Have So Many Tabs Open, And One Of Them Starts Playing A Talking Ad That I Can't Find It.
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